2015 Rant Part 1 - April 5th
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
A online selling rant post by yours truly :>
- satan
"Istg I feel like for the past few days , the heavens is really testing my patience =.= "
For the past few days , I have been receiving offers on carousell regarding my Onew Your Number Photocard with album & poster ; thats a good thing of course unless the buyer decides to :
- Negotiate the price ( auntie , uncle this is not a wet market pls )
- Demand for meetups ( you might as well take taxi to marina square and get your album )
- Waste your time ( Eh pls =.= you think I have all the time in the world ? ??? )
- Demand for the best customer service when they themselves don't even "respect" the seller
- Be annoying af ( till you wanna push them off mt Everest / to hell )
But there will still be a bunch of blind and annoying buyers who ask the most stupid questions when the answers are stated clearly in the item's description and one of them is the fellow below
This carouseller messaged me on carousell today asking me if the SHINee Everybody Album + Poster I'm selling includes photocard =.=
OH I DON'T KNOW .. DOES THE LISTING TITLE / ITEM DESCRIPTION STATE ANYTHING ABOUT PHOTOCARD ??!?!?!?
Please save up the money for albums to get a pair of spectacles . Not those with the lens and only the frame but those WITH the lens and the lens should have a degree in them yeah ? Trust me . It makes everything in your life so much clearer and you won't have to ask stupid questions anymore ~ thats a plus point !!! so go get a pair now ; if you don't know where to get one , kindly mention me on twitter and I'll recommend you some :3
The second type of buyers you will see are those aunties and uncles who think carousell is a wet market . Why ? Because they like to bargain even though the item very cheap already . An example is shown below .
Auntie please don't nego the pricing by $3 =.= Carousell is not some wet market place okay ? If you nego till $17 I still okay ah but you nego till - $3 ... buay paiseh ????? you got see other people sell the ALBUM + POSTER + PHOTOCARD for $18 anot ? seriously damn auntie pls .
And then when nego fail , say want to get the photocard only =.= its like saying " I want black coffee but in white colour " or " I want to order egg and bread but I only want the egg " =.= I don't understand people ... But still , I think the fellow is trying to save postage money ah ( partly ) and plus she already has 4 albums so I didn't "force" her to get it with the album.
But even until then , after she knew the pricing , she told me that she will consider first. I know she confirm won't get the item and that I would have to message her again to ask whether shes interested or not ... so I told her to tell me know asap / rather now instead of making me wait :> and her reply was as you can see " you can let it go then , its okay thank you and sorry "
Look I am okay with anyone not purchasing my item because you only do meetups / you're cash tight but her problem is prolly because :
- Cannot get the item for $15
- Don't want to pay $1 postage
The third kind of buyers you might see is those who make you excited because they're going to "buy" your item a.k.a this fellow below :
I can't blame this person for not buying but I "K" the person because the person asked which mrt station is my block nearest to and listed down "Hougang , Clementi , Woodlands" as an example but then when I told the perosn which station it was , he immediately told me it was too far from the his/her house and then I'm like "wtf you list it down as an example???" If I would to list down some examples of mrt stations , I would definitely list down the mrt station which I'm closest to .... AND
hello ? if you want your item to reach you safely but don't want to pay MORE for tracking etc , I suggest you take the train to marina sqaure and get the album personally . Yes the train because I guess the taxi from your house to marina square would cost more than $6 .
You guys have already seen buyers who demand for the best customer service and also bargain =.= Again , this is not a wet market :) and you don't deserve the best customer service if you bargain yeah ?
#justsaying
p.s if you read the blog post below this one , you should know who and what I'm referring to .
There's also this girl on twitter who made me make nearly 3 weeks for her reply on whether she wanted onew's your number photocard or not =.= and I even had to ask her by mentioning her on twitter -- such a waste of MY time. It all started when I asked for her help in re-tweeting a tweet and then she said she was interested after chatting for awhile , she told me she would consider first and let me know ~ I was fine with it until nearly 3 weeks later. I tweeted " Can the girl who wanted onew's your number pc kindly get back to me " ( something like that ) She prolly saw it bc she was online tweeting and re tweeting pics of taemin and shinee but she never replied me until I mentioned her =.= and guess what ?
SHE WASN'T INTERESTED AT ALL =. =
THE LEAST BUYERS CAN DO WHEN THEY DON'T WANT THE ITEM IS TO LET THE SELLER KNOW INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM WAIT
Like I mentioned in the beginning of this blog post. "NOT ALL of the buyers I have dealt with are like that :)"
Here's a list of people whom I had a pleasant time dealing with even though they tried to bargain and stuffs etc.
- @kimdonghyuns ( carousell )
- @gabss ( carousell )
- @pineapplez ( carousell )
- zhushilinlee ( carousell )
- @-voodoo_doll ( carousell )
- @taemin ( carousell )
- @exoclusively ( carousell )
- @captainamericano ( carousell )
- @bumkeykm ( carousell )
- @keys ( carousell )
- @exoticsling ( carousell )
- @lavendar_nadine ( carousell )
- @asiokei ( carousell )
- @realjonghyun90 ( carousell )
- @sugakookie ( carousell )
- @choiminnie94 ( twitter )
There's a bunch of people on twitter who bought from me before BUT I forgot who they are because it has been a really long time and I have poor memory so heh ;-;
Thats all for now ~
With lots of hate towards those annoying people :>
satan :3
