Different types of people on Carousell

People online and around me all think that selling their stuffs on carousell is fun and easy. 

I'm just there like "WTF? Dude you serious? " 

I always have a "easy" time on carousell especially with those "smart" and "pleasing' people. 

Curious about the people I meet on carousell ? 

Read on to find out more ~ 

Number 1: The one that asks if an item is interested but never reply you after that

Hello ? If you're not interested , just let me know instead of WASTING my time =_= Seriously !?!?!??!? And till today , he has not replied me yet ... bloody waste of my time ... 

To this bastard , if you are still single and is going to confess soon , I PRAY that the girl you are confessing to NEVER replies you. And if you are happily dating , I PRAY that the girl you wanna marry NEVER says "I do" 

Number 2 : The person who is not going to buy anything from you and asks you irrelevant questions:

Excuse me but the year now is 2015. Technology is advanced as fuck. There's something called GOOGLE and if you have no idea how it looks like because you live under a rock , 

This is how google page looks like :>

You're welcome ^_^ 

And yes. My attitude change 180° the moment you decide not to buy. Why ? Because I don't feel the need to waste my time entertaining uninterested buyers like you anymore :) Who the fuck do you think you are that I need to waste my time entertaining you?

And please get a pair of spectacles . They will be of great help to you in the future. 

Number 3 : The one that has never ending questions and gets angry when you don't reply them nicely 

#1 : Why do you even need to know the current orders I have now ?

#2 : Why are you so curious ? 

#3 : How much are you paying for the item ? Less than $5. So why do I need to answer you never ending questions nicely ? 

#4 : I'm only impatient because YOU HAVE NEVER ENDING QUESTIONS =_= 

People are gonna be like "There's nothing wrong with asking questions lol" 

Apparently there is. If the answers are stated CLEARLY in the bloody description. 

Number 4 : The ones that think sellers know every single thing. 

This was during the time when my friend attended Taeyeon's Concert in Korea and he kindly agreed to helped take in orders for the merchandise sold there. He himself doesn't know the weight of the merchandises and neither did SM release any info about the weight etc. 

SO HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW HOW MUCH WILL SHIPPING BE?

Yes Yes. The prices of other sellers are inclusive of shipping from South Korea to Singapore. I have no idea how they managed to get the final pricing etc. I personally don't know. And I don't wish for my buyers to end up paying more for the items because of the incorrect shipping fees. So if you're worried about the shipping fees , 

GET FROM OTHER SELLERS 

I rather not take in orders from you if this is the cause. Too much trouble for so little profit. 

Number 5 : The one who wants an item but doesn't want to wait , doesn't want to pay beforehand and doesn't want instocks

This guy really got nothing better to do tbh. He wanted to purchase a car accessory for his sister's boxster ( which he told me ) dude. I don't even wanna know what your sister is driving ? Don't have to tell ( show off ) to me. So he wanted to purchase a car accessory for his sister who is driving a boxster but he is not willing to pay for it beforehand (( because its preorder )) 

Number 6 : The one that takes too long to reply and then says they're not interested anymore.

And its not like the seller (( me )) didn't state in listing regarding collection and payment method. It is stated clearly but I guess some people are blind... 

ITS STATED CLEARLY 

something is wrong with you. 

Number 7 : The cheapskate

My mum told me to upload her LV bag on carousell for sale and its authentic btw. I uploaded it in a rush and forgot to add an extra "0" to the price so it became $100 instead of $1000. I didn't realize it until like a few people messaged me asking if it was authentic etc. So I went back to the listing wanting to add in the word "Authentic" only to find out that I listed the price as $100 instead of $1000. I changed it to $1000, went back to the chat and judged the person real hard 

$100 for a authentic LV bag and you still want to lower the price ? Istg people here are so bloody cheapstake. 

And people say singaporeans are rich....

Number 8 : The person who backouts last minute because they can't get it at the price they want

This person blocked me on whatsapp and also my number on her phone so I can't even call her. This all happened because I refused to let her nego and thats because : 

#1 : Money collected is gonna be donated to SPCA

#2 : She has already confirmed the price. 

Some of you may be telling me " you should have told her that the price of the item is $12 already" 

Well. She should make good use of her eyesight first :> The item was already listed at $12. Furthermore , she confirmed the deal with me and did not attempt to stop me when I reserved her item for her.

If I'm the one who is gonna keep all the money at the end of the day , I seriously won't mind letting her lower the price further than $12. But the money collected is for a good cause.... 

Number 9 : The next type of cheapskate 

This guy drives a toyota hiace and wanted to get a car accessory for his van. I found the item for him and quoted him a price of $40. He is damn cheapskate seriously =_=  He wants to make his car look nicer but does not want to pay a effing $40 for it. Still want to nego =.= I asked around and found out that the item he's looking for is more expensive in singapore and its hard to find at those car accessory shops.

Dude still want to negotiate with me for a lower price =_= 

GET IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE AND DON'T WASTE MY BLOODY TIME 

My supplier is already very nice enough to allow half payment and he still wants to nego ... Really pushing his luck. I hope something bad happens to him. 

FML seriously 

The last 2 people just prove that singaporeans are very cheapskate :> 

Anyways these are just 9 types of people I meet on carousell. I'm pretty sure there's more to come in the future. Yall can anticipate a part 2 to this maybe in 2016 ? It's getting pretty late now .. It's already 3am in the morning and I'm not even tired .. something is wrong with me ... probably having insomnia just like Jonghyun .. 

Or just missing my idiot ... 

I hope hes okay ... 

!!! #Notetoself : Always have my data on outside when I have no wifi !!!

!!! Update !!! 

Number 10 : The one who is desperate af for feedback 

p.s I hope you're not like that with guys :> 

This carouseller bought 1 ONE item from me and opted for postage. She delayed payment and also bargained with me. In the end , I sold the item to her at a lower price. Kinda regretting it now... Should have just kept the item for myself. 

Thats not all. After she made payment , I proceeded to send the items out that same day or the next day (( can't remember because it was weeks ago )) I took a photo of the package and sent it to her for verification after that , I immediately sent it out. After sending it , I sent her a video of me sending the package out via whatsapp. 

A few days later , when I asked if she received the items , she told me that she has not received it at all. I told her that my other buyers received theirs even though it was sent out a day later. She got angry at me and told me off. Even said that the stamps I pasted on her package was only worth $0.60 when she paid $2 for the postage fees. I obviously got mad because : 

1. You delayed payment and I didn't even get mad plus I allowed you to bargain with me

2. I sold it to you at a lower pricing 

3. Are you working for singpost ? If not , please don't tell me that the stamps I pasted is only worth $0.60 

4. I asked the staff working at singpost regarding the number of stamps I should paste for that item and the stamps I used were in the correct amount. 

She received the item a few days after that. She apologized for being rude etc. She told me to she would like to exchange feedback with me which I did not agree to because I have nothing nice to say about her plus as you can see , she already has 6 negative feedback so I don't see why I should leave one for her and ruin her reputation.

After leaving me one feedback , she whatsapped me again to leave one for her. I didn't bothering replying her so she continued spamming me.I ended up blocking her thinking it would end the spam. But No. She messaged me on carousell too ( lol desperate much ? ) I continued to ignore her messages and as you can see , she edited her feedback for me =_= 

I hope shes not like that with guys... but if she is , who am I to stop her ? XD